QUOTES!

Here are a few running related quotes that i found truthful and humorous!  Picture them on the back of a shirt.

- "destroying your confidence one step at a time."

- "on the 7th day, god ran an easy 3."

- "in my mind, i'm a Kenyan."

- "trample the weak, hurdle the dead."

- "every second per mile in a marathon is the difference between finishing with the Kenyans, or finishing with a guy name Ken."

- "our training runs aren't the only things that are long."

- "we're those fast kids your parents warned you about."

- "if you're reading this, you've been lapped."

- "my pace or yours?"

- "running is different from other sports.  other sports only need one ball."

- (for x-country) "roads? where we're going, we don't need roads."

- "if running was easy, they'd call it a game."  (another variation: "if running was easy, they'd call it your mom."  sorry... i had to. haha.)

- "my sport is your 'sports' punishment."